The Furry Strangereal Yassifiers of Sicario Mercenary Corps is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sky Marshal Goodman with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 4.509 billion Sicario Employees are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Presidia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sicario Mercenary Corpsian economy, worth 871 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 193,295 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The central government is trying to keep things flowing, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sicario Mercenary Corps's national animal is the Hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodleism.

Sicario Mercenary Corps is ranked 14,767^th in the world and 14^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,274.9 on the Gilded Widget Scale.